"I’m in. I’m so in it’s humiliating because here I am begging… Okay, here it is. Your choice. It’s simple. Her or me. And I’m sure she’s really great. But… I love you. In a really, really big, pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you-love you. So, pick me. Choose me. Love me."